Name your top three pet peeves

Daily writing prompt
Name your top three pet peeves.

Parked cars. Moving cars. Drivers.

Cars take so much space. They need wider roads, parkings, highways, bridges, traffic lights. That space can be better used. We can have bus stops, bike lanes, grass, mud, or even puddles full of grass, mud, frogs, and everything.

Moving cars tend to be dangerous. A cat stands no chance when hit by a car. The heaviest stroller wouldn’t provide any protection against the lightest of all cars. The EU keeps raising the requirements for pedestrian protection but the math is clear – most fatal car accidents involve cars. It is possible for two rapid pedestrians to crash and bump their heads but way less likely.

Car drivers would be number three. Driving is like the full moon for werewolves – turns ordinary kind humans into berserkers.