Naples vs Sofia

I spent a week in Naples for a team meetup with my team. I kept comparing the city with Sofia for reasons that may not be immediately obvious. At least not obvious to me. Don’t take this post seriously.

Here’s this spreadsheet with an honest and unbiased comparison between Sofia and Naples.

Sofia 🇧🇬Naples 🇮🇹
Volcanic activity🚫
Nearby mountain
Mountain tries to kill you🚫
Lots of pizza✅ ✅
Lots of trash 🍌 💩
Dog poop💩💩 💩 💩 🤦
Frequent dealers🚫
Sidewalks blocked,,
Pineapple pizza🚫
Roman ruins
Has skyscrapers
Has skyscrapers everywhere 🚫
Has a giant brutalist trash can🚫 in progress ⏳
Restaurant food prices💰 💰 💰
Restaurants offer salads 🚫
4-course meals for tourists🚫
Food is usually great🚫
Yogurt is usually great 🚫 🤦
Coca Cola Zero bottle size500 ml ✅450 ml 🤦
Number of cats🐈 🐈 🐈 🐈 🐈 🐈
Crowds of tourists🚫
Drivers sometimes stop for you🚫
Taxi prices💰💰 💰 💰 💰
Taxis may attempt to scam you
Walkable🤦🤦

Naples for me was a place with a long history, old buildings, too much pizza, and lots of cars.

The Footbridge

One of the two pedestrian overpasses in my neighborhood got renovated and reopened. Here’s how it looked in the beginning of January and today.

We had no easy access to the park for 6 weeks, which affected the number of steps I make.

I don’t think the overpasses are practical. They are inaccessible and difficult to maintain. The elevators get used as toilets. I think a real solution would be a traffic light and slowing down the traffic on the main boulevard (Tsarigradsko Shose). It’s too noisy and dirty as is, it’s not just that it cuts Mladost in half and the wrong half is miserable despite the park.

Speaking of the park, I finally visited it today. The temperature was -10° C. Some very cold 5k steps.