I spent a week in Naples for a team meetup with my team. I kept comparing the city with Sofia for reasons that may not be immediately obvious. At least not obvious to me. Don’t take this post seriously.

Here’s this spreadsheet with an honest and unbiased comparison between Sofia and Naples.

	Sofia 🇧🇬	Naples 🇮🇹
Volcanic activity	🚫	✅
Nearby mountain	✅	✅
Mountain tries to kill you	🚫	✅
Lots of pizza	✅	✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅
Lots of trash	✅	✅ ✅ ✅ 🍌 💩
Dog poop	💩	💩 💩 💩 🤦
Frequent dealers	🚫	✅
Sidewalks blocked	✅,	✅,
Pineapple pizza	✅	🚫
Roman ruins	✅	✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅
Has skyscrapers	✅	✅
Has skyscrapers everywhere	✅	🚫
Has a giant brutalist trash can	🚫 in progress ⏳	✅
Restaurant food prices	💰	💰 💰
Restaurants offer salads	✅	🚫
4-course meals for tourists	🚫	✅
Food is usually great	🚫	✅
Yogurt is usually great	✅	🚫 🤦
Coca Cola Zero bottle size	500 ml ✅	450 ml 🤦
Number of cats	🐈 🐈 🐈 🐈 🐈	🐈
Crowds of tourists	🚫	✅
Drivers sometimes stop for you	✅	🚫
Taxi prices	💰	💰 💰 💰 💰
Taxis may attempt to scam you	✅	✅
Walkable	🤦	🤦

Naples for me was a place with a long history, old buildings, too much pizza, and lots of cars.