Three Wishes

Daily writing prompt

You have three magic genie wishes, what are you asking for?

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This question has one simple answer, that’s likely also wrong. “Infinite wishes” – you actually only need one, and you’re good.

However, if we dig deeper, we don’t want anything to do with the genie. The genie has a way of twisting everything. So meeting that genie means you better run.

“Hello, brave traveler! I will grant you three wishes” – the Genie said
“I wish to live forever.” – the human responded
“Granted.”
“Wow! I’ll never die?”
The genie replies, “You won’t die… but you might wish you could.”

Endless wishes can easily be twisted: the genie might end your life before you even use them, limit you to one wish per century and claim the first wish is already gone. Or they can grant your wishes while corrupting your mind so all you wish for is absurd. To survive a scenario like this, you’d need to wish for something extremely simple, precise, and un-twistable. Even then, it’s far from easy.

Ask for a million bucks, and suddenly you’re buried under a million deer. Try again, specifying dollars, and it’s a million Zimbabwean dollars. Try one more time, insisting on a million USD in cash, and watch the crushing weight of coins flatten you. And whatever you do, don’t wish for world peace. One poof and you’re on Venus, where war has never existed… but life sure hasn’t either. Or Earth is now Venus.

We have in our folklore some stories about the golden fish, granting wishes. The golden fish is a bit nicer than the genie and would sometimes grant them to a very clever asker, although most stories still have unpleasant plot twists. We also have the golden shark, which grants wishes in a bloody and immediate way, but at least the shark is honest and won’t end the world.

Maybe you wish for the genie to implement your other two modest wishes with a good intent and no awful twists.